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Elijah Sippel

Elijah Sippel, Games & Humor Editor

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What are your astrological signs?

I am entirely unconvinced that an individual's birth month should affect how they are viewed by others, or that the relative position of stars and planets should have any impact on one's decisions. In this essay, I will discuss Generation Z's absurd obsession with the pseudoscience of astrology, and...

What is your favorite album of music?

It would have to be "The Beautiful Game" by Vulfpeck. If you're a musician, a fan of funky basslines, or an enjoyer of bands with eccentric culture, you have to check it out. Tracks with noteworthy titles include "Daddy, He Got a Tesla," and "Animal Spirits," both of which are Elijah Sippel Certified Bangers.

What is your favorite type of weather?

73 degrees Fahrenheit. Partly cloudy. Light breeze, 2 miles per hour to the Northeast. More clouds loom in the distance, but it's only 30% humidity so the risk of rain is negligible. Life is good.

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