Humor – The Register Forum

Day In, Day Out

June 4, 2019

This piece also appears in our May 2019 print edition

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy…)

June 4, 2019

My friend is so funny ... but she’s TOO quiet. I can never hear her I don’t like saying “what” all the time ... it’s so awkward! Lmk

William’s Wordsearch: May

William Reed, Layout Designer

June 4, 2019

Filed under Games, Humor

WORD BANK: GRADUATION WALKOUT SOTR MAYFAIR PROM ENDGAME ENVIRONMENT MEMORIALDAY DANCEWORKS ACAPELLA LACROSSE WEATHER SENIORS SUMMER FINALS MCAS BUTTERFLY GREEN SPOONGAME CLIMATE This piece also appears in our May 2019 print edition...

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy): April Showers

May 1, 2019

Editor’s Note: This new advice column responds to real, anonymous student questions. The answers are satirical and should not be taken seriously.

William’s Wordsearch

May 1, 2019

WORD BANK: SPRING ROBOTICS MUELLER BEEF UNICEF MARATHON MARVEL MERINGUES EASTER COMPSCI BREXIT MEDIATION SUNNY ADVICE WARMTH PRO...

March Madness Crossword

April 1, 2019

Check out March's crossword, personally made for the Register Forum and you!

Answer Key to January Crossword

March 3, 2019

Miss the crossword itself? Print it out below before you take a look at the answers! Ready for the answers? ...

Where Art Thine AirPods?

Cecilia Barron, Editor-in-Chief

February 10, 2019

Filed under Humor, Humor Columns

On Christmas morn they run, down the stairs they go, Their gallops like reindeers, they quickly peered For objects as white as the winter snow So Kanye could be wirelessly hear’d.