How do I get invited to parties? —Junior, Male
Ah, parties… a shining opportunity to devote an entire evening solely to adjusting your tube top. Who wo...
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Which cafeteria is better? —Freshman
This, my friend, is a question that predates you and me: We all recall from Genesis 40:32 when Isaac asks unto Abraham, “Papa, where shall I feast, Maineth or Mediath?” I took the liberty of conducting an unbiased study in which I objectively recorded my experience at each eatery
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Hey, I get it, coming up with gift ideas is difficult! I’m sure that your younger cousin will be understanding if they end up with deodorant in their stocking.
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“How should I learn to bike around Cambridge? Are there certain streets or guidelines to follow besides the obvious ones?”
- Junior, Female
Hey there! We totally feel you on this. We too are avid bikers and, sometimes, it can feel like we’re just not doing a good enough job, especially in a city like Cambridge, where bikes outnumber cars 4:1, according to the ...
Make sure to walk through the halls as slowly as possible, especially when going down the stairs; upperclassmen love this.
Try challenging your friends to go naked to school! There’s no dress code, right?
