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A Letter to the Class of 2020

May 28, 2020

Dear Class of 2020, Woah, what a wild ride it has been. When we first stepped into the brightly colored halls of CRLS some four years ago, we were s...

How to Survive Your Time Away from Rindge

Alma Kent and Margaux Harrington

April 29, 2020

Anonymous Advice with Alma

April 2, 2020

How do I get invited to parties? —Junior, Male Ah, parties… a shining opportunity to devote an entire evening solely to adjusting your tube top. Who wo...

Next Month’s Headlines

Alma Kent, Games and Humor Editor

March 29, 2020

“Boy Who’s ‘Only Playing Devil’s Advocate’ and ‘Doesn’t Actually Think This’ Offends Entire Class Once Again” “Unmatched Genius: When Cornbread Runs Out, Media Caf Substitutes Vanilla Cake” “Forlorn Freshman Gets Hypothermia Holding Main Door for Entire Student Body” “Senior Boy Opens Book” “As Crum...

March Crossword

Alma Kent and Uma Edulberham

March 29, 2020

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Anonymous Advice with Alma

Alma Kent, Games and Humor Editor

March 5, 2020

Which cafeteria is better? —Freshman This, my friend, is a question that predates you and me: We all recall from Genesis 40:32 when Isaac asks unto Abraham, “Papa, where shall I feast, Maineth or Mediath?” I took the liberty of conducting an unbiased study in which I objectively recorded my experience at each eatery

Next Month’s Headlines

Alma Kent, Humor Editor

December 23, 2019

“Local Hero: Person You’re Walking With Informs You That ‘It’s So Cold!’” “Getting Greedy: Christian Family Has Chinese Food for Christmas Dinner, Appropriates Jewish Culture” “Congrats: Girl Informed of Her College Acceptance Through Friend’s Instagram Story” “Study Finds That Teachers Check Snowdaycalculator.Com 4 Times More Than Students” ...

Holiday Survival Checklist

Anais Killian, Contributing Writer

December 23, 2019

Hey, I get it, coming up with gift ideas is difficult! I’m sure that your younger cousin will be understanding if they end up with deodorant in their stocking. If your Invisalign goes missing, check to see if your grandparents are wearing the correct dentures. Save some money this holiday season! Buy a Canada Goose patch on Amazon (only $9.99), and Duct tape it...

CRLS Sports

November 10, 2019

This piece also appears in our October 2019 print edition.

Opposing Viewpoints, Key Issues

Joey Atallah and Conrad Fischl-Lanzoni

November 10, 2019

This piece also appears in our October 2019 print edition.

Next Month’s Headlines

Alma Kent, Games and Humor Editor

November 10, 2019

“Clash Over Who Loves Dr. Lam Most Lands 17 Senior Girls in Hospital” “Study Finds that Average Rindge Student Spends 44% of Time Watching Teacher Trying to Get Projector Up and Running” “All AP Classes Now Equipped with at Least One Pre-Pubescent Boy” “Shocking: Whopping ⅛ of Student Body yet to Learn Electromagnetic ...

October Wordsearch

November 10, 2019

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