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Hey, I get it, coming up with gift ideas is difficult! I’m sure that your younger cousin will be understanding if they end up with deodorant in their stocking.
If your Invisalign goes missing, check to see if your grandparents are wearing the correct dentures.
Save some money this holiday season! Buy a Canada Goose patch on Amazon (only $9.99), and Duct tape it...
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“How should I learn to bike around Cambridge? Are there certain streets or guidelines to follow besides the obvious ones?”
- Junior, Female
Hey there! We totally feel you on this. We too are avid bikers and, sometimes, it can feel like we’re just not doing a good enough job, especially in a city like Cambridge, where bikes outnumber cars 4:1, according to the ...
Make sure to walk through the halls as slowly as possible, especially when going down the stairs; upperclassmen love this.
Try challenging your friends to go naked to school! There’s no dress code, right?
On Christmas morn they run, down the stairs they go,
Their gallops like reindeers, they quickly peered
For objects as white as the winter snow
So Kanye could be wirelessly hear’d.
This past year, great questions have entered the national dialogue that challenge this nation: Who is an American? What is America? How is this nation changing? Why is the rating system in the Register Forum reviews out of four Falcons rather than five? Is America a true democracy?
