Humor Columns – The Register Forum

Trump Cabinet Picks Are All Old, Decrepit Dogs

Nico Rosenberg, Contributing Writer
June 8, 2025

Best States to Live in as a Democrat in 2025

Margot Colvard, Contributing Writer
June 8, 2025

Brooms Up: New Proposal for CRLS Quidditch Team

Natania George, Olive Berotta, and Margot Colvard
April 24, 2025

Joe Biden Announces Bid for Re-Election in 2028, Says He Has a Secret to Youthfulness

Nico Rosenberg, Contributing Writer
April 24, 2025

How Broadway Market Plans to Combat Theft

Addison Rosenblum, Contributing Writer
April 24, 2025

Review of Malcolm Gladwell’s The Falling-Over Instant

Lucas Economou and Uri Darom
April 24, 2025

THE PHONE POLICY MANIFESTO

Alaan Clarke, Games and Humor Editor
April 23, 2025

An Ode to Thee, Damon Smith

Elijah Bartholomew and Maximilian Klumb
April 23, 2025

Where Did the Extra 5 Minutes Go?

Felix Shackelford, Contributing Writer
April 23, 2025

College Advice (for the Desperate)

Alaan Clarke, Games and Humor Editor
April 1, 2025

Next Month’s Headlines

Meiya Weeks and Lily Grodzins
August 18, 2024

What Your Favorite Bottled Water Brand Says About You

Nico Rosenberg, Contributing Writer
July 10, 2024

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