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Opposing Viewpoints, Key Issues

Joey Atallah and Conrad Fischl-Lanzoni

November 10, 2019

This piece also appears in our October 2019 print edition.

Next Month’s Headlines

Alma Kent, Games and Humor Editor

November 10, 2019

“Clash Over Who Loves Dr. Lam Most Lands 17 Senior Girls in Hospital”   “Study Finds that Average Rindge Student Spends 44% of Time Watching Teacher Trying to Get Projector Up and Running”   “All AP Classes Now Equipped with at Least One Pre-Pubescent Boy”   “Shocking: Whopping ⅛ of Student Body yet to Learn Electromagnetic ...

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Uma): All the Questions Your Teachers Still Haven’t Answered

Alma Kent and Uma Edulbehram

October 3, 2019

“How should I learn to bike around Cambridge? Are there certain streets or guidelines to follow besides the obvious ones?” - Junior, Female Hey there! We totally feel you on this. We too are avid bikers and, sometimes, it can feel like we’re just not doing a good enough job, especially in a city like Cambridge, where bikes outnumber cars 4:1, according to the ...

Advice to the Class of 2023

Anais Killian and Abigail Price

October 3, 2019

Make sure to walk through the halls as slowly as possible, especially when going down the stairs; upperclassmen love this. Try challenging your friends to go naked to school! There’s no dress code, right?

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy…)

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy…)

June 4, 2019

My friend is so funny ... but she’s TOO quiet. I can never hear her I don’t like saying “what” all the time ... it’s so awkward! Lmk

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy): April Showers

Anonymous Advice with Alma (and Lucy): April Showers

May 1, 2019

Editor’s Note: This new advice column responds to real, anonymous student questions. The answers are satirical and should not be taken seriously.

Where Art Thine AirPods?

Cecilia Barron, Editor-in-Chief

February 10, 2019

On Christmas morn they run, down the stairs they go, Their gallops like reindeers, they quickly peered For objects as white as the winter snow So Kanye could be wirelessly hear’d.

Humorous Haikus

William Reed and Stella Engel-Werman

November 29, 2018

It is freezing out, This is a winter haiku, Toilet seat is cold

November Word Search

November Word Search

November 29, 2018

William Reed...

Four to Five Falcons

Cecilia Barron, Editor-in-Chief

September 27, 2018

This past year, great questions have entered the national dialogue that challenge this nation: Who is an American? What is America? How is this nation changing? Why is the rating system in the Register Forum reviews out of four Falcons rather than five? Is America a true democracy?

Opposing Viewpoints, Meaningless Issues: Vest or Cummerbund?

Opposing Viewpoints, Meaningless Issues: Vest or Cummerbund?

May 30, 2018

The Argument for Vests by Freddie Gould It’s that time of year again: Us beautiful men must go out and acquire the formalwear to wow everyone during p...

“Spoon Game”

May 30, 2018

Sometimes throughout our lives, we take a critical hit And we wonder if a lifetime of hurting is even worth it Well, let me spell out a tale imbued w...

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