Next Month’s Headlines
November 10, 2019
“Clash Over Who Loves Dr. Lam Most Lands 17 Senior Girls in Hospital”
“Study Finds that Average Rindge Student Spends 44% of Time Watching Teacher Trying to Get Projector Up and Running”
“All AP Classes Now Equipped with at Least One Pre-Pubescent Boy”
“Shocking: Whopping ⅛ of Student Body yet to Learn Electromagnetic Spectrum Song”
“New Study Finds that You Actually Looked That Young When You Were a Freshman, Too”
“Breaking: 99% of Seniors Dubbed Themselves ‘Creative’ on Naviance Brag Sheet”
This piece also appears in our October 2019 print edition.

What elementary school did you go to?
King Open
What other activities are you involved in at CRLS and/or in the community?
I spend a lot of my...