Next Month’s Headlines

Alma Kent, Games and Humor Editor

“Clash Over Who Loves Dr. Lam Most Lands 17 Senior Girls in Hospital”


“Study Finds that Average Rindge Student Spends 44% of Time Watching Teacher Trying to Get Projector Up and Running”


“All AP Classes Now Equipped with at Least One Pre-Pubescent Boy”


“Shocking: Whopping ⅛ of Student Body yet to Learn Electromagnetic Spectrum Song” 


“New Study Finds that You Actually Looked That Young When You Were a Freshman, Too”


“Breaking: 99% of Seniors Dubbed Themselves ‘Creative’ on Naviance Brag Sheet”


This piece also appears in our October 2019 print edition.