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Next Month’s Headlines, December 2025

Nico Rosenberg, Games and Humor Editor
January 7, 2026

EXCLUSIVE!
RF Interview With Epstein Island Horse on Bubba Rumors

“Look Out Epstein, There’s a New Pedophile in Town”: Matt Gaetz On Being Back in the White House

Finding Middle Ground: Trump and Biden Both Had 2hollis on Their Spotify Wrapped

SIX SEVEN STILL FUNNY

 

This article also appears in our December 2025 print edition.

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Nico Rosenberg, Games and Humor Editor
An album you could listen to on repeat Heaven or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins Favorite journalist/media outlet ClickHole What’s something simple that brings you joy? Speeding down the highway in my dad’s yellow pickup and I look out the rear-view mirror and see that the car behind me was totaled trying to avoid hitting a moose