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Next Month’s Headlines

Meiya Weeks and Lily Grodzins
February 15, 2024
  1. Santa Upset That His Naughty List Was Upstaged by New and Longer Epstein List
  2. Elder Abuse Case Brought Against the People Who Keep Electing Joe Biden
  3. Following Presidential Debates, East Coast Awareness of Iowa Reaches Manifest Destiny Levels 
  4. New Englanders Elated by Snowstorm: Now We Can Complain About How Cold and Miserable We Are!
  5. Glass Ceiling Sighs, Repairs Itself Following President Gay’s Resignation

This piece also appears in our January 2024 print edition.

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Meiya Weeks
Meiya Weeks, Managing Editor
Pronouns: she/her If you had an extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it? I would probably write for the Register Forum Favorite section in the paper Games & Humor, my beloved alma mater What takes up your free time? The Register Forum
Lily Grodzins
Lily Grodzins, Games & Humor Editor
Pronouns: she/they What is the meaning of life? To be the best dressed in the room. What takes up your free time? What are you, a cop? If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I would live in Antarctica because my role model is that penguin from Happy Feet.