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Next Month’s Headlines

Lily Grodzins and Meiya Weeks
January 15, 2024
  1. MIT Attempts to Study Senioritis, No Participants Show Up
  2. Editors-in-Chief Ecstatic as Register Forum Newsstorm Attendance Reaches an All-Time High of Twenty People
  3. 60% of CRLS Students Marked ‘Chronically Absent’ Upon Realizing They Can Just Not Show Up Now
  4. Running for Office Replaces Tropical Vacationing as Top Hobby For Americans Aged 65+ 

 

 

 

This article also appears in our November 2023 print edition. 

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Lily Grodzins
Lily Grodzins, Games & Humor Editor
Pronouns: she/they What is the meaning of life? To be the best dressed in the room. What takes up your free time? What are you, a cop? If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I would live in Antarctica because my role model is that penguin from Happy Feet.
Meiya Weeks
Meiya Weeks, Managing Editor
Pronouns: she/her If you had an extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it? I would probably write for the Register Forum Favorite section in the paper Games & Humor, my beloved alma mater What takes up your free time? The Register Forum