Fulton County Sheriff’s Office via the Associated Press
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In his Atlanta mugshot, former Home Alone II: Lost in New York star Donald J. Trump smizes for the camera, which is placed at a tantalizing distance. This intimacy is accentuated by the six-time bankruptee’s eyes, as they gaze at you through a cocked brow. According to a Pew Research study, 80% of Americans, when shown the photo, “strongly agreed” that Melania Trump’s husband looked like he was going to “pull you close and whisper in your ear about fracking in the arctic.” Strangely, less than 5% “agreed” when asked if they would enjoy that.
