Next Month’s Headlines

Meiya Weeks and Lily Grodzins

1. “Administration Offers Consolation a Year After Sexual Assault Walkout: ‘Don’t Worry, Those Rapists Have Graduated by Now!'”

2. “Falcon Pride Day Slammed for Queerbaiting”

3. “‘I Love Dolly Parton and All, but I Don’t Wanna Watch a Musial for 8 Hours,’ Listed as Top Reason Behind Low Fall Musical Attendance”

4. “‘Is Croatia Good?’ Top Search of December”

5. “China Changes COVID Policy After Public Dissent; America’s Democracy Clearly Has Some Catching Up To Do”

This article also appears in our December 2022 print edition.