Next Month’s Headlines

Meiya Weeks and Lily Grodzins

1. “Send Busload Of Migrants Anywhere in Two Days with Amazon Prime”

2. “FBI Forced to Return Stolen Government Documents to Trump’s Bunker, ‘They Weren’t The Ones We Were Looking for'”

3. “In Wake of Queen’s Death, Parliament Promises to Drop the Accent”

4. “Joe Biden Publicly Declares That Despite His Campaign Promises to Unite the Country, He Has Not”

5. “Average American Student Loan Debt Grows from $30k to Four Roommates in a Studio Apartment”

This article also appears in our September 2022 print edition.