Next Month’s Headlines

Meiya Weeks, Contributing Writer

1. “New York Times Releases ‘Wordle With Racial Slurs’ to Diversify Readership”

2. “Serial Killer Arrested For Overuse of Word ‘Slay’ Under Florida’s Don’t Say Gay Bill”

3. “Student Council Members Organize Eight-Hour Consent Workshop For Student Council Members”

4. “‘We Can’t Have Wome—I Mean Woke Products of the Liberal Media—In Charge of Our Fundamental Rights,’ Remarks Senator Cruz”

5. “Economist Projects a Gallon of Gas to Cost More Than a Night With Your Mother by July”

This piece also appears in our April 2022 print edition.