Next Month’s Headlines

Lily Grodzins, Games & Humor Editor

1. “Texas Proposes a Bill to Ban Drag Shows — ‘No Man Should be Allowed to Wear a Wig After Donald Trump’”

2. “After Ongoing Ridicule, the Girl Scouts Introduce New Wood-Working Badge Called ‘You Cannot Fix Him’”

3. “Disney Opens Mickey Mouse Themed Shooting Range to Win Back Republican Support”

4. “Your Boyfriend Claims That He Would Wear One, but the Russia-Ukraine Situation Has Caused a Shortage in Rubber Imports to the US”

5. “CRLS Seniors Show Resilience as They Sit Through the Entirety of Principle Smith’s Graduation Speech”

This piece also appears in our June 2022 print edition.