Horoscope Advice
February 6, 2022
February Horoscopes
Copious amounts of research were put into this month’s horoscopes to give you the most accurate readings (written by a Taurus).
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Your valentine’s day will either end in a fiery new romance, or a brutal end to your long-term relationship. Sorry.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Stop trying so hard. If you’re still on delivered, they definitely don’t like you back.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Now is the time to explore—be bold! Don’t be afraid to send a singing valentine, or twenty. The acapella groups will appreciate your donations.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
That sneaky link you’re considering—maybe don’t do it. Just wait until next month. Better yet, next year.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Tone down your confidence a little, Leo. Not everyone wants a piece of your pie.
Virgo: August 23 – Sept 22
Stop psychoanalyzing your friends and stalking their snap score. It’s getting weird.
Libra: Sept 23 – Oct 22
You nourish the people around you. Ask them to start calling you “mommy.”
Scorpio: Oct 23 – Nov 21
Now is not the time to be fantasizing about your teachers. Stop looking at the Snapchat stories about their cat.
Sagittarius: Nov 22 – Dec 21
Stop wandering the hallways like a lost dog. The busy acapella singers will mow you down.
Capricorn: Dec 22 – Jan 19
Your simp efforts might just pay off this month. Go big or go home.
Aquarius: Jan 20 – Feb 18
Your clear vision is actually just stuck on Uranus. Unclog yourself and come back to Earth.
Pisces: Feb 19 – March 20
Tone it down a little this month. Let’s try for a dry month this February.