Holiday Survival Checklist
December 23, 2019
- Hey, I get it, coming up with gift ideas is difficult! I’m sure that your younger cousin will be understanding if they end up with deodorant in their stocking.
- If your Invisalign goes missing, check to see if your grandparents are wearing the correct dentures.
- Save some money this holiday season! Buy a Canada Goose patch on Amazon (only $9.99), and Duct tape it to that coat of yours. DIY couture.
- If your New Year’s resolution is to read more, try turning on the subtitles for your TV.
- And if you can’t quit all your bad habits for the new year, that’s OKAY. No one likes a quitter anyways.
- Finally, if Santa leaves you with coal in your stocking, next year try erasing your browser history.
This piece also appears in our December 2019 print edition.