Mentor Gets Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Is Unable to Give Freshmen Advice

Marilyn Attles

CRLS Students Trapped in Montana after Flying out to Take August SAT

Freshmen Ends up on 4th Floor of Arts Building after Being Given Faulty Directions

Male Lead of West Side Story Actually Lives in West Cambridge, Audience Amazed

Only 400 CRLS Seniors Applying to Harvard; Guidance Staff Ballistic

Student Body President Tries to Write Humor Column, Fails Miserably

3 CRLS Students Get in Bike Crash after Going through Darwin’s Drive-Thru

Maeve Reilly

This piece also appears in our September print edition.